Comedy Is Surprises, So If You're Intending

It Is Vain To Complain Of Fortune While We Fail In Policy And Conduct.

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.

I Don't Really Like Politics That Much. And I Like The Order And Simplicity Of Sports. They Have An Ending. You Can Argue With Your Friends About It, But In The End You Still Like Sports. I Almost Love The Fantasy World Of Sports More Than The Real World.

We Are Happy At The Respect Others Pay Our Favorites, Because We Consider It A Lively Confirmation Of Our Own Choice, And As So Much Homage Reflected On Ourselves.

A Readiness To Excuse Some Faults, Shows A Disposition To Commit Others.