War Is Mainly A Catalogue Of Blunders.

Danger, If Met Head On, Can Be Nearly Halved

And You, Madam, Are Ugly. But I Shall Be Sober In The Morning.

An Aphorism Is Not An Aphorism Unless You Know What It Means.

If I Had My Way, I Would Write The Word 'insure' Over Every Door Of Every Cottage And Upon The Blotting Pad Of Every Public Man, Because I Am Convinced That, For Sacrifice That Are Conceivably Small, Families Can Be Secured Against Catastrophes Which Otherwise Would Smash Them Forever.

Courage Is The Greatest Virtue Because It Guarantees All The Rest.