Walt Whitman, He Who Laid End To

That's The Attraction Of The Conference Circuit: It's A Way Of Converting Work Into Play, Combining Professionalism With Tourism, And All At Someone Else's Expense. Write A Paper And See The World! I'm Jane Austen - Fly Me!

Jogging, I Believe They Call It. It Seems To Be An Epidemic Psychological Illness Afflicting Americans These Days. A Form Of Masochism, Like The Flagellantes In The Middle Ages.

I Never Did Like Working Out - It Bears The Same Relationship To Real Sport As Masturbation Does To Real Sex

I Respect A Man Who Can Recognize A Quotation. It's A Dying Art.

Universities Are The Cathedrals Of The Modern Age. They Shouldn't Have To Justify Their Existence By Utilitarian Criteria.