Vulgarity Is No Substitute For Wit.

What Does She Do?" "she's A Producer." Of Course, In Los Angeles This Doesn't Mean Much More Than "she's A Member Of The Human Race.

There Are Many Nations That Have Perfected A Particular Room. You Know, You Have The French Drawing-room, The Austrian Ball Room, The German Dining Room, And I Think The Library Is A Room The English Get Right.

Leave Three Englishmen In A Room And They Will Invent A Rule That Prevents A Fourth Joining Them.

School Visits Are Something I Do Fairly Often: I Always Say To The Students That Somebody Has Got To End Up With The Interesting Careers, So Why Not Them?

When You Are Desperate To Get Someone Who Isn't All That Interested In You, You Lay Siege As Hard As You Can.