Vulgarity In A King Flatters The Majority

I Was A Cannibal For Twenty-five Years. For The Rest I Have Been A Vegetarian.

I Appeal To The Chemists To Discover A Humane Gas That Will Kill Instantly And Painlessly. In Short- A Gentlemanly Gas Deadly By All Means, But Humane, Not Cruel.

I Was Always Unlawful; I Broke The Law When I Was Born Because My Parents Weren't Married.

A Sensitive Boy's Humiliations May Be Very Good Fun For Ordinary Thick-skinned Grown-ups; But To The Boy Himself Theyareso Acute, So Ignominious, That He Cannot Confess Themcannot But Deny Them Passionately.

Nothing Can Save Us From A Perpetual Headlong Fall Into A Bottomless Abyss But A Solid Footing Of Dogma; And We No Sooner Agree To That Than We Find That The Only Trustworthy Dogma Is That There Is No Dogma.