I Was A Cannibal For Twenty-five Years.

England And America Are Two Countries Separated By The Same Language.

What God Hath Joined Together No Man Shall Put Asunder: God Will Take Care Of That.

When A Man Teaches Something He Does Not Know To Somebody Else Who Has No Aptitude For It, And Gives Him A Certificate Of Proficiency, The Latter Has Completed The Education Of A Gentleman.

You Have Nothing To Do But Mention The Quantum Theory, And People Will Take Your Voice For The Voice Of Science, And Belive Anything.

A Married Man Is A Man With A Past, While A Bachelor Is A Man With A Future.