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Ping-pong Was Invented On The Dining Tables Of England In The 19th Century, And It Was Called Wiff-waff! And There, I Think, You Have The Difference Between Us And The Rest Of The World. Other Nations, The French, Looked At A Dining Table And Saw An Opportunity To Have Dinner; We Looked At It An Saw An Opportunity To Play Wiff-waff.

The Meat In The Sausage Has Got To Be Conservative.

It Is Just Flipping Unbelievable. He Is A Mixture Of Harry Houdini And A Greased Piglet. He Is Barely Human In His Elusiveness. Nailing Blair Is Like Trying To Pin Jelly To A Wall.

Never In My Life Did I Think I Would Be Congratulated By Mick Jagger For Achieving Anything.

The Only Reason I Wouldn't Go To Some Parts Of New York Is The Real Risk Of Meeting Donald Trump.