I'm A One-nation Tory.

The Difference Between Hitler's Speeches And Churchill's Speeches Was That Hitler Made You Think He Could Do Anything; Churchill Made You Think You Could Do Anything.

I Have As Much Chance Of Becoming Prime Minister As Of Being Decapitated By A Frisbee Or Of Finding Elvis.

If Gay Marriage Was Ok ... Then I Saw No Reason In Principle Why A Union Should Not Be Consecrated Between Three Men, As Well As Two Men; Or Indeed Three Men And A Dog.

The Job Of Mayor Of London Is Unbelievably Taxing, Particularly In The Run-up To The Olympics.

My Speaking Style Was Criticised By No Less An Authority Than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It Was A Low Moment, My Friends, To Have My Rhetorical Skills Denounced By A Monosyllabic Austrian Cyborg.