I'm A One-nation Tory.

Dark Forces Dragged Me Away From The Keyboard, Swirling Forces Of Irresistible Intensity And Power.

I Love Swimming In Rivers, And Well Remember Once Jumping In At Chiswick.

I Want You To Know That I Have Nothing Against Orlando, Though You Are, Of Course, Far More Likely To Get Shot Or Robbed There Than In London.

Life Isn't Like Coursework, Baby. It's One Damn Essay Crisis After Another.

All The People I Talk To, Increasingly, Can See That The Emperor Has Got No Clothes. The Case For Leaving [the Eu] Is Now Overwhelming.