Virtues, N.pl. Certain Abstentions.

Eloquence, N. The Art Of Orally Persuading Fools That White Is The Color That It Appears To Be. It Includes The Gift Of Making Any Color Appear White.

Callous, Adj. Gifted With Great Fortitude To Bear The Evils Afflicting Another.

Doubt Begins Only At The Last Frontiers Of What Is Possible.

A Statesman Who Shakes The Fruit Trees Of His Neighbors - To Dislodge The Worms.

A Less Popular Name For The Second Person Of That Delectable Newspaper Trinity, The Roomer, The Bedder, And The Mealer.