Virtues, N.pl. Certain Abstentions.

Indiscretion, N. The Guilt Of Woman.

Advice: The Suggestions You Give Someone Else Which You Hope Will Work For Your Benefit.

Hippogriff, N. An Animal (now Extinct) Which Was Half Horse And Half Griffin. The Griffin Was Itself A Compound Creature, Half Lion And Half Eagle. The Hippogriff Was Actually, Therefore, Only One-quarter Eagle, Which Is Two Dollars And Fifty Cents In Gold. The Study Of Zoology Is Full Of Surprises.

A Bad Marriage Is Like An Electrical Thrilling Machine: It Makes You Dance, But You Can't Let Go.

Penitent, Adj. Undergoing Or Awaiting Punishment.