Virtues, N.pl. Certain Abstentions.

Martyr, One Who Moves Along The Line Of Least Reluctance To A Desired Death.

Homicide, /n./ The Slaying Of One Human By Another. There Are Four Kinds Of Homicide: Felonious, Excusable, Justifiable, And Praiseworthy, But It Makes No Great Difference To The Person Slain Whether He Died By One Kind Or Another - The Classification Is For The Advantage Of The Lawyers.

War Is God's Way Of Teaching Americans Geography.

The Best Kind Of Onion Soup Is The Simplest Kind.

Adage, N. Boned Wisdom For Weak Teeth.