Imagination, N. A Warehouse Of Facts, With

Gout, A Physician's Name For The Rheumatism Of A Rich Patient

Peroration, N. The Explosion Of An Oratorical Rocket. It Dazzles, But To An Observer Having The Wrong Kind Of Nose Its Most Conspicuous Peculiarity Is The Smell Of The Several Kinds Of Powder Used In Preparing It.

Comfort, N. A State Of Mind Produced By Contemplation Of A Neighbor's Uneasiness.

The Speech Of One Who Utters With His Tongue What He Thinks With His Ear, And Feels The Pride Of A Creator In Accomplishing The Feat Of A Parrot. A Means (under Providence) Of Setting Up As A Wit Without A Capital Of Sense.

Money. A Blessing That Is Of No Advantage To Us Excepting When We Part With It.