Vice Knows She Is Ugly, So Puts

All Cats Are Gray In The Dark.

He's Gone, And Forgot Nothing But To Say Farewell To His Creditors

She Laughs At Everything You Say. Why? Because She Has Fine Teeth.

When A Religion Is Good, I Conceive It Will Support Itself; And When It Does Not Support Itself, And God Does Not Take Care To Support It So That Its Professors Are Obliged To Call For Help Of The Civil Power, 'tis A Sign, I Apprehend, Of Its Being A Bad One.

Beer Is God's Way Of Telling Us That He Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.