Vice Knows She Is Ugly, So Puts

A Lady Asked Dr. Franklin Well Doctor What Have We Got A Republic Or A Monarchy - "a Republic," Replied The Doctor, "if You Can Keep It."

If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm. Beer Is Living Proof That God Loves Us And Wants To See Us Happy.

By Playing At Chess Then, We May Learn... First: Foresight. Second: Circumspection. Third: Caution.

We Are Not So Sensible Of The Greatest Health As Of The Least Sickness.

Sloth Makes All Things Difficult, But Industry All Things Easy.