No Gains Without Pains.

A Wise Man Will Desire No More Than What He May Get Justly, Use Soberly, Distribute Cheerfully, And Leave Contently.

Without Industry And Frugality, Nothing Will Do; With Them, Everything.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

I Would Rather Have It Said, 'he Lived Usefully,' Than, 'he Died Rich.'

When Befriended, Remember It; When You Befriend, Forget It.