Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

Those To Whom His Word Was Revealed Were Always Alone In Some Remote Place, Like Moses. There Wasn't Anyone Else Around When Mohammed Got The Word Either. Mormon Joseph Smith And Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, Had Exclusive Audiences With God. We Have To Trust Them As Reporters--and You Know How Reporters Are. They'll Do Anything For A Story.

I Obviously Have A Knack For Getting On Paper What A Lot Of People Have Thought And Didn't Realize They Thought. And They Say, 'hey, Yeah!' And They Like That.

Before A Kid Learns How To Use A Computer That Can Solve Mathematical Problems, He Or She Should Know How To Do Arithmetic Without A Computer.

Writers Don't Retire. I Will Always Be A Writer.

The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever 'curling' Means.