Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

Computers May Save Time But They Sure Waste A Lot Of Paper. About 98 Percent Of Everything Printed Out By A Computer Is Garbage That No One Ever Reads.

Obscenities... I Think A Lot Of Dumb People Do It Because They Can't Think Of What They Want To Say And They're Frustrated. A Lot Of Smart People Do It To Pretend They Aren't Very Smart - Want To Be Just One Of The Boys.

People Waiting For An Elevator Don't Know What To Do, Standing With Strangers. There Is Nothing To Do. Its An Uneasy Time. Some Press The Button Repeatedly As Though It Would Help.

The Teacher Who Knows The Most About A Subject Isn't Necessarily The One Who Can Teach It Best.

American Closets Are Filled With Once-worn Clothes That Got A Bad Review From A Friend On Their First Appearance.