Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.

In The United States, You Can Put On A Cowboy Hat And Join The Country-western Neighborhood. If You're Down Below 14th Street In New York City, That's Bohemian; That's Left-wing.

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello

Whether I'm On For A Day Or Whether I'm On For A Year, At The End Of The Day, I Sing For My Dinner.

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?