Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain

For The Last 30 Years, I've Been Leading A Life Of Crime And International Intrigue That's Involved 40 Stamps In My Passport, Love Affairs, And Broken Hearts To Go With Each One Of Them. You Would Have To Live Three Lifetimes To Catch Up With Just The Allegations That Follow Me!

You Can Really Bring So Much More To Rock'n'roll. Rock'n'roll Is The Most Accepting, Is The Most Fertile Ground For Creating Hybrid Forms Of Music And Hybrid Forms Of Show, If You Draw From Many, Many Different Wells. It's Just Unfortunate So Many Rock'n'roll Stars Only Bother To Learn How To Play Like Led Zeppelin And/or The Rolling Stones And That's What You Get, Disc After Disc And Show After Show.

I Live And Breathe And Do Four Times As Much Four Times As Fast As Anyone Else.

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.

Whether I'm On For A Day Or Whether I'm On For A Year, At The End Of The Day, I Sing For My Dinner.