Vampires. Honestly, They're Like Children Sometimes.

Being With Him After So Long, After Everything We'd Endured...it Was Like Coming Home.

If You'd Teach Me To Swear In Russian, I Might Have A New Appreciation For It

Oh, And I’m Also Happy To Watch Our Darling Little Love Child Dragon While You’re In St. Louis.

Okay. Now You Have To Move Your Arms And Legs.” “i Know How To Make A Snow Angel.” “then Do It! Otherwise, You’re More Like A Chalk Outline At A Police Crime Scene.

I Think It’s More Like A Shirt That Says, ‘i’m Going To Have To End This Date Early So I Can Go Prepare My Power Point Presentation