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Did You Hotwire This Car?" I Then Rephrased My Question. "did You Steal This Car?

You Look Too Pretty To Be Useful." "truer Words Were Never Spoken.

Do You Want Me To Call You Celery Stick Instead Of Cupcake Or Honey-pie? It Just Doesn’t Inspire The Same Warm And Fuzzy Feelings.

Relax, Having Kids Is Years Away. But Can You Imagine? Your Brains, My Charm, Our Collective Good Looks... Then Add In The Usual Physical Abilities Dhampirs Get. It's Really Not Even Fair To Everyone Else.

The Future Of Our Relationship Hinged On Advice From A Fifteen-year Old Girl, A Probably Untrue Story From A One-eyed Chihuahua Trainer, And Me Unromantically – Yet Skillfully – Kissing You On Top Of Silverware And China?