Usually My Favorite Joke Is Whichever Joke

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.

You Can Make A Very Heavy And Kind Of Dangerous 3-way Shot Glass Out Of A Bowling Ball.

When I'm Buying Car Insurance I Ask Myself, 'which Company Has The Most Annoying And Relentless Commercials?'

I Always Try To Just Be Honest ... As Opposed To Artifice Or Manipulation.

The Comedians I Liked Were Bill Cosby And Steven Wright, Like Just Always As A Comedic Actor. I Always Liked Gary Larson, Who's Really Funny For A Cartoonist, Obviously.