Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

I Am A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma Wrapped In A Pita. Why The Pita? That Counts As Another Mystery.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.