Usually I'm Too Tired To Apologize.

If You're Going To Vote For Somebody Because You Think They Have A Great Faith In God, You'd Better Be Sure That God Has Faith In Them.

It Was The Coldest Winter Ever! I Thought Last Winter Was The Coldest Winter Ever, But I Was Wrong Now Wasn't I? You See Because I Travel All The Time. So Last Winter, I'd Be In The Midwest, And The Blizzard Would Hit. And Then I'd Fly Home, And The Blizzard Would Hit Again!

That's The Funny Thing About Religion: It Doesn't Matter What You Say, You're Going To Upset Someone.

Self-love Is A Big Part Of Golf.

Some People Have Religion As A Means Of Solace. But, I Had A Dreidel, So That Was Out.