I Watch Some Cnn And A Lot

The Fine Line That You Do When You Do Political Comedy Is, As Long As You Have That Laugh, You're Fine.

In My Lifetime, We've Gone From Eisenhower To George W. Bush. We've Gone From John F. Kennedy To Al Gore. If This Is Evolution, I Believe That In Twelve Years, We'll Be Voting For Plants.

When I'm Funny Is When I'm Angriest.

Democrats Are Like A Big Tortoise That's On Its Back And Can't Get Up; You Can't Make Jokes About That.

My Father Painted, Well Into His 80s, What He Called Hard Edge Abstractions. It's Really Cool.