I Watch Some Cnn And A Lot

Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourettes'.

My Favorite Health Club Is The International House Of Pancakes

My Touring Has Never Stopped; From The Time I Started Doing Stand-up, I've Been On The Road.

You Can Never Put Too Much Pork In Your Mouth As Far As I'm Concerned.

I Had More Material On Weather Than Anyone Else, I Guess, ... Back When I Was Traveling A Lot On The Road As A Standup Comic, Between Airport Security And The Weather... I Just Wanted To Be Prepared For Sitting In The Airport.