A Good Heavy Book Holds You Down.

The First Time I Walked Into A Library, I Got So Excited I Almost Wet My Pants.

Any Given Generation Gives The Next Generation Advice That The Given Generation Should Have Been Given By The Previous Generation But Now It's Too Late.

Doctors And Lawyers Must Go To School For Years And Years, Often With Little Sleep And With Great Sacrifice To Their First Wives.

Pete Rose Is Too Rich A Character To Fit On A Bronze Plaque. He Requires A Good, Trenchant, Poignant (ah, Petey) Book, And This Is It.

I Do Not Know What The Cat Can Have Eaten. Usually I Know Exactly What The Cat Has Eaten. Not Only Have I Fed It To The Cat, At The Cat's Insistence, But The Cat Has Thrown It Up On The Rug, And Someone Has Tracked It All Over Onto The Other Rug. I Do Not Know Why Cats Are Such Habitual Vomiters. They Do Not Seem To Enjoy It, Judging By The Sounds They Make While They Are Doing It. It's Their Nature. A Dog Is Going To Bark. A Cat Is Going To Vomit.