Usa Has Gone From Barney Fife To

When Our Founding Fathers Put Their Signatures On The Declaration Of Independence, Those 56 Brave People, Most Of Whom By The Way Were Clergymen, They Said That We Had Certain Inalienable Rights Given To Us By Our Creator, And Among These Life, Liberty And The Pursuit Of Happiness, Life Being One Of Them. I Still Believe That.

How Could I Get Up There And Say, 'people, We've Got To Do Better,' When I Was The Poster Child For Everything That Was Wrong? I've Always Believed Leaders Don't Ask Others To Do What They're Unwilling To Do.

I Didn't Major In Math. I Majored In Miracles, And I Still Believe In Them, Too.

Well I'm Sure Now That The Press Is Going To Tell You (mitt Romney) Isn't Perfect. Now My Friends For The Past Four Years, We've Tried The One That The Press Thought Was Perfect And That Hasn't Worked Out All That Well For Us.

He Spent More Time On The Road To Damascus Than A Syrian Camel Driver. And We Thought Nobody Could Fill John Kerry's Flip-flops! ... [romney's Record Was] Anything But Conservative Until He Changed All The Light Bulbs In His Chandelier In Time To Run For President.