Unfortunately, I Am Not One Of Those

You Young People With Your Twittering And Your Creating Of Content. Or What Is It - Queefing? I Don't Know What You Young People Are Calling It.

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

Listening To Your Tape, I Was Reminded Of This Poem. It Has The Central Question: Is It Harder To Count On Someone Or To Know That You're Being The One Counted Upon? Anyway, There's This Part That Goes: If Equal Affection Cannot Be, Then Let The More Loving One Be Me. Have You Ever Read That One? It's One Of My Favorites.

It's Not Like I Would See Anyone And Be Like, "oh Yes, That Person Looks Like Maybe I Had An Impact On Them." I Don't Think I Did. I Don't Think I Ever Was That Well Known, To Have An Impact. And I Haven't Seen Comics That I Go, "oh, Yes! That Person Is Terribly Unprepared, With Their Notebook, And Going Off On 50 Tangents. There You Are. That's Me."

For My Stand-up, I Always Have My Notebook With Me And If Something Strikes Me, I'll Write It Down.