Ultimately, A More Experienced Director Realizes That

With An Inexperienced Director, A Lot Of Times The Days Go On To 14, 15, 16 Hours. It Goes Horrendously Overtime. And Because Of The Lack Of Money, They Just Keep You There, Regardless Of The Hours.

One's Complete Sentences Are Attempts, As Often As Not, To Complete An Incomplete Self With Words.

Somebody's Gotta Stand Up And Say Pubic Hair Is Good, Murder Is Bad. Sex Is Good, Violence Is Bad.

I've Written A Lot Of Scripts That Someone Else Directed, And It's Absolutely Vital That, If I'm Gonna Act In It, Then I Have To Take Off The Writer Hat And Let The Director Direct.

I Was A Dog In A Past Life. Really. I'll Be Walking Down The Street And Dogs Will Do A Sort Of Double Take. Like, Hey, I Know Him.