Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right.

It's Impossible To Make Your Eyes Twinkle If You Aren't Feeling Twinkly Yourself

I Do Have A Blurred Memory Of Sitting On The Stairs And Trying Over And Over Again To Tie One Of My Shoelaces, But That Is All That Comes Back To Me Of School Itself.

He Turned And Reached Behind Him For The Chocolate Bar, Then He Turned Back Again And Handed It To Charlie. Charlie Grabbed It And Quickly Tore Off The Wrapper And Took An Enormous Bite. Then He Took Another…and Another…and Oh, The Joy Of Being Able To Cram Large Pieces Of Something Sweet And Solid Into One's Mouth! The Sheer Blissful Joy Of Being Able To Fill One's Mouth With Rich Solid Food! 'you Look Like You Wanted That One, Sonny,' The Shopkeeper Said Pleasantly. Charlie Nodded, His Mouth Bulging With Chocolate.

Never Mind About 1066 William The Conqueror, 1087 William The Second. Such Things Are Not Going To Affect One?s Life...but 1932 The Mars Bar And 1936 Maltesers And 1937 The Kit Kat - These Dates Are Milestones In History And Should Be Seared Into The Memory Of Every Child In The Country.

The Writer Walks Out Of His Workroom In A Daze. He Wants A Drink. He Needs It.