It's A Funny Thing About Mothers And

The More Risks You Allow Your Children To Make, The Better They Learn To Look After Themselves.

Well, First Of All," Said The Bfg, "human Beans Is Not Really Believing In Giants, Is They? Human Beans Is Not Thinking We Exist.

I Don't Care If A Reader Hates One Of My Stories, Just As Long As He Finishes The Book.

I'm Right And You're Wrong, I'm Big And You're Small, And There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

Of Course They're Real People. They're Oompa-loompas...imported Direct From Loompaland...and Oh What A Terrible Country It Is! Nothing But Thick Jungles Infested By The Most Dangerous Beasts In The World - Hornswogglers And Snozzwangers And Those Terrible Wicked Whangdoodles. A Whangdoodle Would Eat Ten Oompa-loompas For Breakfast And Come Galloping Back For A Second Helping.