Two Tears In A Bucket. Motherfuck It.

The Megaselling Books By Celebrities Are Not So Much Books As Products.

If You Go To Atlanta, The First Question People Ask You Is, "what's Your Business?" In Macon They Ask, "where Do You Go To Church?" In Augusta They Ask Your Grandmother's Maiden Name. But In Savannah The First Question People Ask You Is "what Would You Like To Drink?"

Two Tears In A Bucket. Motherfuck It.

Rule Number One: Always Stick Around For One More Drink. That's When Things Happen. That's When You Find Out Everything You Want To Know.

Loneliness Is Not Being Alone, It's Loving Others To No Avail.