Two Rights Don't Equal A Left.

Life Is More Fun If You Play Games.

You Is Getting Nosier Than A Parker.

If You Are Going To Get Anywhere In Life You Have To Read A Lot Of Books.

When You're Old Enough To Write A Book For Children, By Then You'll Have Become A Grown Up And Have Lost All Your Jokeyness. Unless You're An Undeveloped Adult And Still Have An Enormous Amount Of Childishness In You.

Rainbow Drops - Suck Them And You Can Spit In Six Different Colours.