Oh Where, Oh Where Had Snow White

A Message To Children Who Have Read This Book - When You Grow Up And Have Children Of Your Own, Do Please Remember Something Important: A Stodgy Parent Is No Fun At All. What A Child Wants And Deserves Is A Parent Who Is Sparky.

The Greatest Secrets Are Always Hidden In The Most Unlikely Places.

It's Impossible To Make Your Eyes Twinkle If You Aren't Feeling Twinkly Yourself

I Never Get Any Protests From Children. All You Get Are Giggles Of Mirth And Squirms Of Delight. I Know What Children Like.

There Is A Trait In The Jewish Character That Does Provoke Animosity; Maybe It's A Kind Of Lack Of Generosity Towards Non-jews. I Mean There Is Always A Reason Why Anti-anything Crops Up Anywhere; Even A Stinker Like Hitler Didn't Just Pick On Them For No Reason.