Twitter! Never Have Lives Been Less Lived

In The Late Twentieth Century, Staying Sober Has Become Just As Much An Addiction As Getting Wasted.

What's So Touching Is The Way We Fight The War Right Until The Moment Our Business Is Taken Care Of And Then We Turn On A Dime And We Immediately Start Taking Care Of People. It's Like A Shock And Aw Shucks Campaign.

I Think The American Legal System Sucks Worse Than A Celine Dion Cover Version Of Whole Lotta Love.

Is It Just Me, Or Are The 49ers Doing An Awful Lot Of Ass-patting Today?

Bill Gates Is Just A Monocle And A Persian Cat Away From Being One Of The Bad Guys In A James Bond Movie.