Twitter! Never Have Lives Been Less Lived

Concussion? How The Hell Can They Tell? They're *football* Players, For Chrissakes!

I'd Rather Be Funny Than Wise.

Political Correctness Is Inverted Mccarthyism.

I Like Money. It's Fun To Fold And Stack And Smell And Look At. It's Just Plain Fun To Count Money, And I Often Do It In A Loud Falsetto While Wearing Nothing But A Captain's Hat And A Coin Changer.

Just Put Down 9/11... I Think, On Most Things I'm Liberal, Except On Defending Ourselves And Keeping Half The Money. Those Things I'm Kind Of Conservative On.