I Don't Understand Men. I Don't Even

Eric Schmidt Looks Innocent Enough, With His Watercolor Blue Eyes And His Tiny Office Full Of Toys And His Google Campus Stocked With Volleyball Courts And Unlocked Bikes And Wheat-grass Shots And Cereal Dispensers And Haribo Gummi Bears And Heated Toilet Seats And Herb Gardens And Parking Lots With Cords Hanging To Plug In Electric Cars.

I Think The Evangelicals Think They're In A Holy War Now.

Women Have Become So Obsessed With Not Withering, They've Forgotten That There Are Infinite Ways To Be Beautiful.

Tweetin' Ain't Cheatin'.

Even When Conservatives Have All The Marbles, They Still Act As If They're Under Siege. Now That They Are Under Siege, It Is No Time For Them To Act As If They're Losing Their Marbles.