I Don't Understand Men. I Don't Even

The Clintons Want To Do Big Worthy Things, But They Also Want To Squeeze Money From Rich People Wherever They Live On Planet Earth, Insatiably Gobbling Up Cash For Politics And Charity And Themselves From The Same Incestuous Swirl.

I Think The Evangelicals Think They're In A Holy War Now.

Women Are Affected By Lunar Tides Only Once A Month; Men Have Raging Hormones Every Day.

Reagan Didn't Socialize With The Press. He Spent His Evenings With Nancy, Watching Tv With Dinner Trays. But He Knew That To Transcend, You Can't Condescend.

Zingers Should Glow With Intelligence As Well As Drip With Contempt.