Tv's Sameness Has Destroyed Many Things, Such

The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last Night. Brahms Lost.

The Fundamental Difference Between The Mystery Story And The Ghost Story Is The Fact That A Mystery Demands A Solution For Its Effectiveness; A Ghost Story Is Necessarily Unsolvable; The Reader Must Be Willing To Accept The Fact That Nothing Is Proved.

Television, I Love It, Everything That Happened Before Television Lumped Together, Never Caused Folks To Turn On A Street To Stare At Me, Or Waitresses To Ask For Autographs.

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!

I Can't Say This Too Often - That A Little Humor Can Make Life Worth Living. That Has Always Been My Credo. Somebody Once Asked Me, 'what Would You Like Your Epitaph To Be?' I've Always Said That I'd Like It To Be: He Left People A Little Happier Than They Were When He Came Into The Room.