Trying To Be Fascinating Is An Asinine

It's A Rather Rude Gesture, But At Least It's Clear What You Mean.

The Notion That Work Is A Burden Is A Terrible Mistake. Working And Facing Up To One's Responsibilities: That's Happiness.

The Thing About Life Is That You Must Survive. Life Is Going To Be Difficult, And Dreadful Things Will Happen. What You Do Is Move Along, Get On With It, And Be Tough. Not In The Sense Of Being Mean To Others, But Being Tough With Yourself And Making A Deadly Effort Not To Be Defeated.

You Sell Yourself. The Part That I Sell Is The Creature. The Adorable Part.

Cold Sober, I Find Myself Absolutely Fascinating.