Try As I Might, I Could Not

Nothing Excites Compassion, In Friend And Foe Alike, As Much As The Sight Of You Ker-splonked On The Tarmac With Your Propeller Buried Six Feet Under.

It Hasn't Taken Them Long, They Began By Telling Us They Would Have A Positive And Patriotic Case And They're Back To Project Fear Within Minutes. There They Go Again They Have Nothing Positive To Say.

The Next Tory Leader Would Have To Unify His Party And Ensure That Britain Stood Tall In The World.

It Just Happens I Write Fast And Always Have Done.

There Is Absolutely No One, Apart From Yourself, Who Can Prevent You, In The Middle Of The Night, From Sneaking Down To Tidy Up The Edges Of That Hunk Of Cheese At The Back Of The Fridge.