Try As I Might, I Could Not

My Policy On Cake Is Pro Having It And Pro Eating It.

My Speaking Style Was Criticised By No Less An Authority Than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It Was A Low Moment, My Friends, To Have My Rhetorical Skills Denounced By A Monosyllabic Austrian Cyborg.

When Cameron's Conservatives Come To Power It Will Be A Golden Age For Cyclists And An Elysium Of Cycle Lanes, Bike Racks, And Sharia Law For Bike Thieves. And I Hope That Cycling In London Will Become Almost Chinese In Its Ubiquity.

I Think It Is Going To Be Wonderful. I Went To The Paralympics In Beijing And Have Seen How Brilliant The Sport Is At First Hand. People Are Going To Love It. It Is Going To Change People's Attitudes To Paralympians And It Is Going To Be A Great Show.

We Need To Look At Our Nannying, Mollycoddled, Politically Correct Culture In My View, Which Stops Kids From Going Out And Playing Competitive Sport. I Also Think We Need To Look At The Shear Fatness Of The Regulations Which Control People Who Want To Help Kids Play Sport.