Truth Is Only A Question Of Point

The Best Ideas I've Had In My Life Are Those I Saw In My Sleep, In The Early Morning.

I'm Rather Pro-prostitution, I Admire People Who Do It. It Can't Be Much Fun. Thank Goodness For It. People Need Relief Or They Become Murderers.

When I Was Four, I Asked My Mother For A Valet For My Birthday.

If You Stick To Something Doggedly, You Are Off To A Bad Start.

I Had An Interview Once With Some German Journalist - Some Horrible, Ugly Woman. It Was In The Early Days After The Communists - Maybe A Week After - And She Wore A Yellow Sweater That Was Kind Of See-through. She Had Huge Tits And A Huge Black Bra, And She Said To Me, "it's Impolite; Remove Your Glasses." I Said, "do I Ask You To Remove Your Bra?"