Trust, Encouragement, Reward, Loyalty... Satisfaction. That's What

We Didn't Evolve; God Made Us. So I Just Want To Explain To You Exactly How That Happened... Some Of The Things You'll Hear Do Sound A Little Bit Far-fetched. I Admit That. Then I Found Out That The Other Name For The Bible Is The Gospel, So It Is All True. Luckily, The Clue Is In The Title.

I Went To University With No Money. I Can't Understand A Society That Wouldn't Give A Poor Person The Same Opportunity As A Rich Person.

I Was Okay With Singing. I Always Sneak A Song Into Everything I Do. Dancing, A Little Awkward. Little Embarrassed About That. I Don't Move Well. But I Was With A Frog, So It Doesn't Matter. I'll Do Anything With A Frog, That's My Motto. He's Great With Tap-dancing Or Flap-dancing On My Head. So No One's Going To Be Looking At Me When We're Doing That Dance. They're Going To Be Saying, 'there's A Frog Dancing'.

What Will It Feel Like After You Die? Exactly The Same As It Felt For Those Billions Of Years Before You Were Born.

I Don't Think A Comedian Should Even Be Concerned With Being Cool Or Sexy, As Soon As You Do, You Aren't A Comedian Any More. Looks Are Still The Most Important Thing For Women When It Comes To Meeting A Partner. And That's Fair Enough, But A Sense Of Humour Is Really Important Too. For Starters, It's A Great Indicator Of Whether You Are Going To Get On. If The First Time You Go On A Date You Don't Find Each Other Funny, There's A Fundamental Problem.