True, Man Does Not Know Woman. But

Hospitality, N. The Virtue Which Induces Us To Feed And Lodge Certain Persons Who Are Not In Need Of Food And Lodging.

Recreation, N. A Particular Kind Of Dejection To Relieve A General Fatigue.

Police, N. An Armed Force For Protection And Participation.

Proboscis, N. The Rudimentary Organ Of An Elephant Which Serves Him In Place Of The Knife-and-fork That Evolution Has As Yet Denied Him. For Purposes Of Humor It Is Popularly Called A Trunk.

Incompatibility. In Matrimony A Similarity Of Tastes, Particularly The Taste For Domination.