True Goodness Is Like The Glow-worm In

What A Pity It Is That There Are So Many Words! Whenever One Wants To Say Anything, Three Or Four Ways Of Saying It Run Into One's Head Together; And One Can't Tell Which To Choose. It Is As Troublesome And Puzzling As Choosing A Ribbon ... Or A Husband.

The Next Best Thing To A Very Good Joke Is A Very Bad One.

The Business Of Philosophy Is To Circumnavigate Human Nature.

By The Ancients, Courage Was Regarded As Practically The Main Part Of Virtue; By Us, Though I Hope We Are Not Less Brave, Purity Is So Regarded Now.

Everybody Has His Own Theatre, In Which He Is Manager, Actor, Prompter, Playwright, Sceneshifter, Boxkeeper, Doorkeeper, All In One, And Audience Into The Bargain.