Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At

A Lot Of People Are Too Easily Offended. Religious People, For Instance. They've Been Offending Other People For Centuries.

I'm A Huge Film Star... But You Have To Hurry To The Movies, Because I Usually Die In The First 15 F--ing Minutes. I'm The Only Guy I Know Who Died In A F--ing Muppet Movie.

I've Always Been Fascinated By The Difference Between The Jokes You Can Tell Your Friends But You Can't Tell To An Audience. There's A Fine Line You Have To Tread Because You Don't Know Who Is Out There In The Auditorium. A Lot Of People Are Too Easily Offended.

Life Is Supposed To Be Fun. It's Not A Job Or Occupation. We're Here Only Once And We Should Have A Bit Of A Laugh.

I'm Not Going To Throw Away The Hand Of Friendship To Suit 100 Trotskyites In Glasgow.