Tradition Is The Illusion Of Permanance.

In A Relationship, It Is Better To Be The Leaver Than The Leavee.

You Can't Ride Two Horses With One Behind.

If My Soul Exists Without My Body I Am Convinced All My Clothes Will Be Loose-fitting

How The Hell Do I Know Why There Were Nazis? I Don't Know How The Can-opener Works.

I Don't Think My Parents Liked Me. They Put A Live Teddy Bear In My Crib.