Tradition Is The Illusion Of Permanance.

When You Start Putting A Higher Value On Works Of Art Than People, You’re Forfeiting Your Humanity.

Is Old Age Really So Terrible? Not If You've Brushed Your Teeth Faithfully.

When I Was Kidnapped, My Parents Snapped Into Action. They Rented Out My Room.

Who Bothers To Cook Tv Dinners? I Suck Them Frozen.

The Whole Country Was Tied Together By Radio. We All Experienced The Same Heroes And Comedians And Singers. They Were Giants.