Tough And Funny And A Little Bit

We Can Never Understand Other People's Motives, Nor Their Furniture.

There Are Always A Few People You Do A Lot For, And A Few Who Do A Lot For You, But They're Not The Same People.

A Sense Of Humor Is A Major Defense Against Minor Troubles.

People Are Like Birds: On The Wing, All Beautiful; Up Close, All Beady Little Eyes.

We Come Late, If At All, To Wine And Philosophy: Whiskey And Action Are Easier.