Tomorrow Is Election Day. It's What They

Instead Of Reading Vows At The Wedding Ceremony, They Read Hacked Sony Emails.

Presidential Hopeful Jeb Bush Has Released All Of His Emails. I'd Like To Release All Of My Emails. I've Got Nothing But Emails About Low-cost Funerals And Viagra.

They're Talking About Putting A Woman On The $20 Bill. And Hillary Said, 'i'm Available.'

After My Bypass Surgery I Knew I Had To Change My Lifestyle, And Then It Occured To Me - I Don't Have A Lifestyle.

Tip To Out-of-town Visitors. If You Buy Something Here In New York And You Want To Have It Shipped Home, Be Suspicious If The Clerk Tells You They Don't Need Your Name And Address.