Today You Are You! That Is Truer

Be Yourself And The People That Don't Mind Are The People That Matter.

The News Just Came In From The County Of Keck That A Very Small Bug By The Name Of Van Vleck Is Yawning So Wide You Can Look Down His Neck. This May Not Seem Very Important, I Know, But It Is, So I'm Bothering Telling You So.

When He Worked, He Really Worked. But When He Played, He Really Played.

You Make 'em, I Amuse 'em. [children]

Oh, What A Day. I Will Make It A Holiday.