Congratulations! Today Is Your Day!

Sometimes, When I See My Granddaughters Make Small Discoveries Of Their Own, I Wish I Were A Child.

The Sun Did Not Shine. It Was Too Wet To Play. So We Sat In The House. All That Cold, Cold, Wet Day.

Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.

Out There Things Can Happen, And Frequently Do, To People As Brainy And Footsy As You. And When Things Start To Happen, Don't Worry, Don't Stew. Just Go Right Along, You'll Start Happening Too!

My Uncle Ordered Popovers From The Restaurant's Bill Of Fare. And, When They Were Served, He Regarded Them With A Penetrating Stare. Then He Spoke Great Words Of Wisdom As He Sat There On That Chair: "to Eat These Things," Said My Uncle, "you Must Exercise Great Care. You May Swallow Down What's Solid, But You Must Spit Out The Air!" And As You Partake Of The World's Bill Of Fare, That's Darned Good Advice To Follow. Do A Lot Of Spitting Out The Hot Air. And Be Careful What You Swallow.