To Understand A Program, You Must Become

Simplicity Does Not Precede Complexity, But Follows It.

C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just Cast Into Void.

When A Professor Insists Computer Science Is X But Not Y, Have Compassion For His Graduate Students.

If Your Computer Speaks English, It Was Probably Made In Japan.

Don't Have Good Ideas If You Aren't Willing To Be Responsible For Them.