To People Who Want To Be Rich

I Don't Want To Have A Relationship With Someone If I'm Not Going To Work With Them.

Alcohol Is Really Just The Liquid Version Of Photoshop.

I Wanted To Be A Doctor Once Upon A Time, But It Turns Out You've Got To Study, And That Wasn't Going To Happen. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do. I Had Trouble Holding Jobs Because They Want You To Be On Time. That Wasn't Going To Work.

I Went To Second City, Where You Learned To Make The Other Actor Look Good So You Looked Good And National Lampoon, Where You Had To Create Everything Out Of Nothing, And Snl, Where You Couldn't Make Any Mistakes, And You Learned What Collaboration Was.

That's The Reason I'm Not The One That's Dead Because The Attraction Of The Fast Life Is Very Powerful.