To Measure The Man, Measure His Heart.

How To Fail: Try Too Hard.

Age Isn't Important Until You Run Out Of It.

Since We Had Nothing To Do With Our Arrival And Usually Are Not Consulted About Our Departure, What Makes So Many Of Us Think We're Entitled To So Much While We're Here?

Compliment Others On The Virtues They Have; And They're Not Half As Pleased As Being Complimented For The Ones They Don't Have.

Things There Are No Solution To: Inflation, Bureaucracy & Dandruff.