To Me The Goal Of Comedy Is

The Ability To Just Sit There. That's Being A Person.

I Have A Lot Of Beliefs... And I Live By None Of Them...

Everything That's Difficult You Should Be Able To Laugh About.

I Love Being Divorced. Every Year Has Been Better Than The Last. By The Way, I'm Not Saying Don't Get Married. If You Meet Somebody, Fall In Love And Get Married. Then Get Divorced. Because That's The Best Part. Divorce Is Forever! It Really Actually Is. Marriage Is For How Long You Can Hack It. But Divorce Just Gets Stronger Like A Piece Of Oak. Nobody Ever Says 'oh, My Divorce Is Falling Apart, It's Over, I Can't Take It.'

My Kids Are Really Easy. I Often Worry That They're Too Easy To Deal With. They're Really Nice People.