To Me, Friendship Means Loving Tolerance.

I Really Don't Want To Thank My Wife Because I Could Be Bussing Tables At The Daily Grill Right Now If Not For Her. Jesus, What A Gig That'd Be.

I'm A Soldier Who Didn't Know How Nasty The Battle Was Going To Be, And Now, I've Got A Purple Heart And I'm Back.

I, Personally, Would Be Shocked If We Went To The End Of The Tape Now And I Didn't Have At Least One... Look, Even If I Don't Get One Directly, Eventually They're Just Going To Have To Give Me One When I Get Old. So No Matter How You Slice It, I'm Getting One.

At The End Of The Day, Anything I Think I'm Sacrificing I'm Just Giving Up Because It Makes Me Feel Better.

I'm An Actor, A Husband, A Father Of Two, And A Full-time Avenger.