To Me, Friendship Means Loving Tolerance.

I Know If You Talk Faster And Use More Ten-dollar Words Than Everyone Around You, You Convince Half Of Them That They Should Shut Up Because You Know What You're Talking About.

It's Hard To Get Out Of The Barrel. It's Slippery Around The Edges And People Are Happy To See You Fall Back In.

The Old Saying Is True, Behind Every Good Man Theres An Incredible Woman.

I Had This Bad-boy-from-new York Vibe Going, Dressed Like A Punk Rocker With Spiky Hair.

Does Any New Parent, Even If You're Not A First-time Parent, Ever Really Know What To Do?