To Me, Being Funny Is More Important

I Don't Have The Temperament Of A Performer, And I Certainly Couldn't Do It Every Night.

The People Who Came To Hear Me Perform Or To Buy My Records Were Not The Type Who Would Be Offended [by The Song 'the Vatican Rag']. But I Gather That There Were Other People Who Were Offended.

I Would Do Nightclubs And Concerts - Particularly Concerts, Which Is Mostly What I Did - And Only People Who Already Agreed With Me Would Show Up. People Weren't Going To Come And Inadvertently Turn On Their Television Set And Find This Offensive Stuff Coming Out.

Don't Write Naughty Words On The Wall If You Can't Spell!

Political Satire Became Obsolete When They Awarded Henry Kissinger The Nobel Peace Prize.